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“You Fail as a Man If You Have a Flat Tummy” — Plateau Youth Leader Declares
In what might be the most unexpected plot twist in the fitness world, Plateau youth leader Saminu Maigoro has boldly claimed that men with flat stomachs have missed the masculinity memo.
“You fail as a man if you have a flat tummy. Atoh. Flat tummy? Haba, na woman you be?” he posted on Facebook, sparking laughter, confusion, and probably a few emergency suya orders across social media.
While global trends continue to worship abs carved from granite, Maigoro’s hot take taps into an age-old Nigerian sentiment — that a true man’s belly should arrive a few seconds before the rest of his body.
The post has stirred mixed reactions: some are treating it as comic gold, others are questioning if their gym subscriptions now count as betrayal.
Regardless of where you stand — or how far your belly sticks out when you do — one thing is clear: in Plateau, flat might just be out of fashion.