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“Kano’s Hisbah Should Arrest the Aso Rock Mannequin” – Farooq Kperogi

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“Kano’s Hisbah Should Arrest the Aso Rock Mannequin” – Farooq Kperogi

The Hisbah in Kano appears to be angling for a global prize in theocratic idiocy and thuggery. They’ve destroyed beer bottles belonging to non-Muslims, arrested a non-Muslim for wearing a “satanic” hairstyle, apprehended Kano Muslims for not fasting or praying, and such other insane Talibanic excesses.

Now, they’ve run out of humans to oppress and are fixing their crazed, lecherous gazes on mannequins (eww!), which they say are “un-Islamic” even though every Muslim country on earth countenances mannequins in shops!

Well, let’s put the theocratic overzealousness of the Hisbah moral police to a more productive use: There’s a dangerous, breathing mannequin in Aso Rock pretending to be Nigeria’s president. Let them go and arrest him!

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